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Which you so nobly serve

Shout out to the ebayer who hooked me up with last minute solar viewers for a very reasonable six bucks and one-day shipping. Not least of all because they were ostensibly legit, since my retinas seem mostly intact.

Today’s eclipse also got me thinking bout all the fun SciFi disasters astronomical events have kicked off throughout cinematic history. One of the earliest movie VHS tapes I remember us getting when I was a kid was 1984’s NIGHT OF THE COMET, which had Earth passing through the tale of a comet precipitating the zombie apocalypse. Nice gimmick wagering the 1986 pass of Halley’s Comet against the 1984 box office I reckon. Also one of my earliest impressions of Valley Girls and Shopping Malls.

And speaking of astronomical phenomena as movie gimmicks, I was also reminded of 1997’s epic THE FIFTH ELEMENT, probably in part due to all the 20th anniversary press floating around out there. That film did kick things off with a triple planetary eclipse, making for 3-times the dramatic space hoodoo and subsequently turning loose the Big Bad Hershey’s Chocolate-drooling omniscient Evil. Everything about THE FIFTH ELEMENT made it one of my most favorite movies of 1997– but please, whatever you do, don’t go googling my name + THE FIFTH ELEMENT. But then, 1997 was a great year for some classic fun movies.
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Borden Chase, explain yourself!

“I wanna be with you so much, my knees feel like- like- they’ve knives in them. Bye.”

I can lift this straight up, right? Swap bees for knives. “I wanna be with you so much, my knees feel like- like- they’ve got Bees in them. Bye.”

The bees knees.

 

Yo, bees in your knees would probably really hurt. Knives too. So what she’s saying is John Wayne gives you the arthritis.

 

Walter Brennan er’y day.

amusing myself

Was doing my taxes and going through old emails to see what I bought online last year that needed state taxes deducted and found some old old old drafts of the script that I am still diligently working on. Allowed myself a few minutes to read, get lost in what was as compared to what is and stumbled across a line that made me laugh out loud:

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Are you the Cancer fairy? Fluttering about, to distribute lung, brain and testicular cancer to all those that oppose you?

Which is, sadly, not in the current draft. But it makes me laugh. Got to work this back into something.

A brief bit of televisioness- LOST is back, but my enthusiasm isn’t quite back to the level it was previously, so it may take a few more episodes to get me back into the blogging and theorizing. Although I will take the time to reaffirm that Benry is still most awesome. 30 Rock otoh might also spring up cause I’m really enjoying it.