Circumstantial flummery from a would-be spoonbean hustler.

Banana slugs.

So there’s this show that I really really liked at one point in time. It hit on a unique combination of genres and tone that I found absolutely charming. It’s a few seasons deep now, which is more than I can say for nigh on 50% my favorite television experiences, but I’m hanging in there.

Sitting here, watching this show right now:

“I hate [CHARACTER], I hate [CHARACTER], I hate [CHARACTER], I fucking hate fucking [CHARACTER] and his gratuatous bullshit. I fucking hate [CHARACTER], fucking asshole [CHARACTER] FUCKING fuck. Why can’t they bring [S1 CHARACTER] back. [CHARACTER] has robbed the fucking soul of this show, for the bullshit superficial corporate whores.”

It is not even to the title sequence yet. This show’s story has taken serious departure from my sensibilities. Fucking SEASON 1 CHARACTER, just bring him back, dammit!

But it has it’s moments.

On the other hand, The Man still cancels shit like Better Off Ted, and NASA funding so fuck those fucking fuckers. When is Downton Abbey coming back?