Circumstantial flummery from a would-be spoonbean hustler.

grats and good luck

My spies have informed me that the little brother is now a dad:

This is Ella Nicole Jones**. Brett, I hope you enjoy not EVER SLEEPING AGAIN. Sucker. Also, I don’t babysit, this goes for you too Matt & Susi. Now would you people stop reproducing. Jeez.

(** not sure if this is the actual name or not)