Circumstantial flummery from a would-be spoonbean hustler.

James Stewart is…

  • An adam’s apple in a wool football uniform.
  • a veteran Squadron Commander of the Second Raid on Schweinfurt
  • Badass in an apron.
  • a little hoarse, but not licked!
  • subconsciously selling me Campbells soup for the rest of my natural life.
  • a yeti-smuggling Cryptozoologist.
  • gonna punch you out into the middle of Lake Superior.