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Circumstantial flummery from a would-be spoonbean hustler.

Purloined Banana Bread

STEP 1: OBTAIN BANANAS.
[ Please Note- All bananas are inherently imperialist, so it doesn’t matter where or how you acquire them. The more dubious the origin, the better. ]

STEP 2: Make the banana bread.

STEP 3: Profit.

 

Ingredients: Bananas of ill repute, brown sugar, olive oil, all purpose flour, almond milk, almond flour, baking soda, kosher salt, vanilla extract, vanilla bean paste, cinnamon.

 

Wishing you a Happy New Year?

~n